Why Women Are Superior

"Why Women Are Superior"

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.

When we buy a vibrator, it is glamorous. When
men buy a blow up doll, it's pathetic.

Men's clothes make women look elfin and
gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in
women's clothes.

We can be groupies. Male 'groupies' are stalkers.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the
central figure in a computer game.

Taxis stop for us.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life
insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.

If we're not making enough money we can blame it
on the glass ceiling.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever
taking a group shower.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the
male's Speedo.

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever
grabbing her butt.

If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

We never have to reach down every so often to
make sure our privates are still there.

We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or
Fletch to fit in.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask
whether there's spinach in our teeth.

We know that there are times when chocolate
really can solve all of your problems.

Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking
at their shoes.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex
without having to picture them naked.
Received on Mon Jan 16 08:56:08 2006