Mistake

From: unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Sun Jan 15 2006 - 07:36:10 EST

"Mistake"

Mistake:, to err, to cause an error or make a mess

If a barber makes a mistake, It's a new style...

If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident...

If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture...

If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation...

If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law...

If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new
invention...

If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion...

If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a new theory...

If our boss makes a mistake, It is our mistake......

If an employee makes a mistake, It is a "MISTAKE"

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"Swiss Chocolate"

A man from Switzerland is walking down
the beach and comes across an old bottle.
He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out
pops a genie.

The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me
from the bottle. In return I will grant you three
wishes."

The man says "Great! I always dreamed of
this and I know exactly what I want. First, I
want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank
account." Poof! There is a flash of light and
a piece of paper with account numbers
appears in his hand.

He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red
Ferrari right here." Poof! There is a flash of
light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari
appears right next to him.

He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible
to women."

Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into
a box of chocolates.
Received on Sun Jan 15 07:36:15 2006

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