Career Choice

"Career Choice"

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy
suddenly announced to his mother,

"Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when
I grow up."

"That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what
made you decide to be a minister?"

"Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church
on Sunday anyway."

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"Addition"

The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn't
paying attention in class. She called on him and
said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO
and the Cartoon Network."

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"Large Family"

The mother of a large family was explaining
why she dresses her children alike, right
down to the youngest baby.

"When we had just four children, I dressed
them alike so we wouldn't lose any of them."
"Now," she added, looking around at her
brood of nine, "I dress them alike so we
won't pick up any that don't belong to us."
Received on Sat Jan 14 00:55:54 2006