About Bragging

"About Bragging"

Three young women are at a cocktail party. The
conversation turns to their position in life and it's
clear that they are trying to one up each other.

The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the
French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then
looks at the others with a superior demeanor.

The second one says, "Well, my husband just
bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with
considerable pride.

Number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with
you, we don't have much money and we don't have
any material possessions. However, one thing I can
tell you about my husband is that fourteen canaries
can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect penis."

After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says,
"Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying
to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling
you about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to
my parents house for two weeks."

The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed
me. It's not a Mercedes, he bought me a Plymouth."

"Well," the third one says, "I also have a confession
to make, canary number fourteen had to stand on
one leg!"
Received on Mon Jan 2 09:25:03 2006