Cause and Effect

"Cause and Effect"

A guy is out with his buddies. He has a
few drinks, gets lonesome but true to his
wife goes home.

When he gets home he finds her sound
asleep in bed with her mouth wide open.

He gets two aspirin and drops them in
her mouth.

Of course she chokes but recovers and
asks, "What did you put in my mouth??"

"Two aspirin," answered the husband.

"BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE YOU
IDIOT!!"

"That's what I wanted to hear!"
Received on Fri Feb 24 07:41:43 2006