What Religion is Your Bra?

"What Religion is Your Bra?"

A man walked into the ladies department
of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman
behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy
a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more
than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she
showed a sea of bras in every shape, size,
color and material imaginable. Actually,
even with all of this variety, there are really
only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied: "There are the
Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which
one would you prefer? "

Now totally befuddled, the man asked
about the differences between them.

The saleslady responded, "It is all really
quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them
staunch and upright, and The Baptist
makes mountains out of mole hills."
Received on Tue Feb 21 00:32:19 2006