Beauty

"Beauty"

Before Linda became engaged, she was
quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting
her boyfriend know it, too.

"A lot of men are going be totally miserable
when I marry," she told him.

"Really?" asked the boyfriend, "And just how
many men are you intending to marry?"

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"Tattoo"

As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual
tattoos when working in labor and delivery.
One patient had some type of fish tattoo on
her abdomen.

"That sure is a pretty whale," I commented.

With a smile, she replied, "It used to be a
dolphin."

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"Vanity"

The girl knelt in the confessional and said,
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it, child?"

"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror
and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at the
girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news.
That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."
Received on Sat Feb 18 00:55:00 2006