One Last Cookie?

"Curse"

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he
can remove a "Curse" he has been living with
for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have
to tell me the exact words that were used
to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation,
"'I now pronounce you man and wife!'"

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"One Last Cookie?"

This elderly man was at home, dying in bed.

He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate
chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie
before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the
landing, rolled down the stairs, and crawled into
the kitchen where his wife was busily baking
cookies. With waning strength he crawled to the
table and was just barely able to lift his withered
arm to the cookie sheet.

As he grasped a warm, moist, chocolate chip
cookie, his favorite kind, his wife suddenly
whacked his hand with a spatula.

"Why did you do that?" he whispered.

"They're for the funeral" she replied.
Received on Fri Feb 17 01:53:52 2006