Hand Signals

"Hand Signals"

There was this construction worker on the third
floor of this unfinished building. He needed a
hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get
it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker
on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could
not hear a word he said. So he started to give a
sign so the guy on the ground could understand
him.

First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then
pointed at his knees (meaning "need"), and
moved his hand back and forth describing the
movement of a hand saw.

Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding
his head like he understood and dropped his
pants and started to jerk off.

The guy on the third floor got ticked-off and ran
down to the ground and started yelling at this
guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed
a hand saw."

The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to
tell you that I was coming."
Received on Mon Feb 13 06:20:55 2006