Contest

"Contest"

A woman was letting her husband have it
with just a touch more venom than usual.

"You're an idiot. You have always been an
idiot. You'll always be an idiot. If they had
an idiot contest, you'd come in second."

"Why would I come in second?" the brow-
beaten husband asked.

"Because you're an idiot!"

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"Lecture"

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?"
said the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at
this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife," said the man.

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"Insane"

Amanpreet told Jon, "I called the local
insane asylum the other day to see
who escaped from there recently."

"Really? Why do you wonder about that?"

"Well, SOMEBODY married my ex-wife
last month . . . "
Received on Sat Feb 11 06:31:54 2006