Correction

"Cheese On The Moon"

The astronauts in the Sea of Tranquility were
amazed to discover that the moon actually did
contain large underground deposits of cheese.
Once outside the LEM, they climbed into the LTV
and drove across the lunar surface to obtain
samples.

In one location they discovered a large deposit
of brie and collected 25 pounds to bring back
to earth. They drove to a second location and
collected 50 pounds of camembert. In a third
location they hit a vein of cheddar and collected
another 50 pounds of samples.

Mission Control crackled through their headsets
that it would not be satisfied unless they brought
back at least another 25 pounds of brie. The
astronauts turned their LTV around and proceeded
to the first location where they collected another
25 pounds of the cheese.

The astronauts were almost back to the LEM
when Mission Control radioed that it wanted
another 25 pounds of brie.

Disgruntled, one of the astronauts sarcastically
snapped into his microphone,

"Have you ever seen such a site in all your life
as brie mined thrice?"

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"Correction"

On February 2, 2006, during the noon news,
this news service reported;

"NASA has announced that an asteroid will
come within 3000 miles of the Earth and that
there was a potential for total destruction of
our Planet. This asteroid is due to arrive at
at 2028 military time or 8:28PM local time.
Therefore, may strongly encourage everyone
to immediately follow these instructions:

1. Do not panic.

2. Everyone should mercifully kill your own
children; sparing them the agony of a horrible
death, as the Earth disintegrates.

3. Since watching the Earth disintegrate will
cause panic, claw out your own eyes, so you
won't see "The End."

We have since been informed that this news
story had a small error and should have said;

"The asteroid is due to arrive in THE YEAR
2028."

We know that there are many viewers who
followed our advice to prepare for the end,
and we sincerely apologize for any
inconvenience that we may have caused.
Received on Sun Feb 5 01:21:25 2006