Work and Genie

"Work and Genie"

A State Government Employee sits in his
office and out of boredom, decides to see
what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes
through the contents and comes across
an old brass lamp.

"This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he
decides, and takes it home with him. While
polishing the lamp, a genie appears and
grants him three wishes.

"I wish for an ice cold beer right now!"

He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he
can think more clearly, he states his second
wish. "I wish to be on an island where
beautiful nymphomaniacs reside."

Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous
females eyeing him lustfully.

He tells the genie his third and last wish:
"I wish I'd never have to work ever again."

POOF! He's back in his government office.
Received on Sat Feb 4 00:05:36 2006