What Day Is It?

"Anesthesia"

A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital
where his teenage son was about to have an
operation. Watching the doctor's every move,
he asked, "What's that?"

The doctor explained, "This is an anesthetic.
After he gets this he won't know a thing."

"Save your time, Doc," exclaimed the man.
"He don't know nothing now."

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"What Day Is It?"

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to
her husband, "I bet you don't know what day
this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered,
getting up from the table and going out the
door to the office.

At 10am, the doorbell rang. When the woman
opened the door, she was handed a box
containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses.

At 1pm, a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her
favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a
boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to
come home. When he did, she exclaimed,
"First the flowers, then the chocolates and
then the dress! I've never had a more
wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"
Received on Thu Feb 2 08:18:16 2006