Drunk's Honesty

"Drunk's Honesty"

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes
in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the
middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and
the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the
far end.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the
same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it
was swe-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk
wanders off. Ten minutes later, he comes back and
announces, "Your mom even let me."

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're
drunk!"
Received on Fri Dec 29 00:16:39 2006