BIll Gates in Heaven

"G-d Is Watching"

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a
catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head
of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun
made a note and posted it on the apple tray.

"Take only one - G-d is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line at the other
end of the table was a large pile of chocolate
cookies. A child had written a note "Take all you
want, G-d is watching the apples."

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"BIll Gates in Heaven"

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven,
where Saint Peter showed him to his house;
a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and
a tennis court. Bill was pleased, and spent
many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.
One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many
fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in
a fine tailored suit.

"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates.

"Where did you get it?"

"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a
hundred of these when I got here. I've been
treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill
overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-
hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three
Rolls Royces."

"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?"
asked Gates.

"No," said his new friend, "Actually, I was the
captain of the Titanic."

Hearing this made Gates so angry that he
immediately stalked off to find St. Peter.
Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he
had just met, saying, "How could you give me
a paltry new house, while you're showering
new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the
captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows
operating system! Why does he deserve better?!"

"Yes, but we use Windows," replied Peter,
"and the Titanic only crashed once."
Received on Wed Dec 27 08:03:00 2006