Murphy's Laws Of Christmas Presents

"Murphy's Laws Of Christmas Presents"

1. If it doesn't run off the mains, batteries are never included

2. If it does run off the mains, a plug is never included

3. Everything is designed to break by Dec 26

4. If you can wear it, it's the wrong size

5. If it fits, the color is never right

6. Santa Claus is an incorrigible practical joker

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"For Sale"

For Sale: 9 reindeer. Reindeer are all male and
range in age from 5-13 years. Vet-checked and
come with health certificates and guarantee of flight.

Lead deer has nasal condition which is chronic, but
doesn't seem to affect pulling ability or visual accuracy.

One owner. $5,000.00 apiece/ first $42,000 takes all.

Tired of the cold weather and moving to Caribbean.

Please contact:

Mr. S. Claus, snc@workshop.arc.npole <mailto:snc%40workshop.arc.npole>
Received on Tue Dec 26 08:02:36 2006