"Random Thoughts"
20. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'. . . till you can find
a rock.
21. Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
22. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
23. If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
24. If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
25. Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
26. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
27. Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
28. Look out for #1. Don't step in #2.
29. Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
30. Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
31. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
32. Do witches run spell checkers?
33. Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
34. Copywight 2006 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
35. Dain Bramaged.
36. Department of Redundancy Department.
37. Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat.
38. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
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