Random Thoughts

"Random Thoughts"

1. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

2. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

3. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

4. Every morning is the dawn of a new error . . .

5. A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.

6. For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

7. I can see clearly now, the brain is gone . . .

8. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

9. I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

10. Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

11. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

12. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

13. There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

14. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

17. I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.

18. Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

19. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Received on Fri Dec 15 09:39:36 2006