Latex Business

"Latex Business"

A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces
various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown
the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples.

The machine makes a loud hiss-pop! noise.

"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,"
explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle
poking a hole in the end of the n*pple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where
c*ndoms are manufactured.

The machine makes a noise: 'Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-
pop!"

"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour, "I
understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that
'pop!' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle n*pple
machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every
fourth c*ndom."

"Well, that can't be good for the c*ndoms!"

"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle n*pple
business!"
Received on Thu Dec 14 08:21:47 2006