Official Investigation

"The Three Little Pigs - Italian Style"

Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The
straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.

One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw
pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and
blow your house down."

And he did !!!

So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's
house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew
down my house." So the stick pig let the straw pig in.

Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna
huff and puff and blow your house down."

And he did !!!

So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over
to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in,
the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!" So the
brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up.

The wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow
your house down."

The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But
the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call.

A few minutes passed and a big, black Caddy pulls
up. Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits
and fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf,
grab him by the neck and beat the living crap out of
him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his
mouth and fired, killing the wolf, then they got back
into their Caddy and drove off.

The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! "Mama Mia!!
Who the hell were those guys?" they asked.

"Those were my cousins... the Guinea Pigs!!!"

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Official Investigation"

Down around the Texas-Louisiana border, there has
been a recent rash of illegal bird fighting, with quite a
bit of gambling. The director of the Louisiana State
Police finally bent to public pressure and sent an
investigator to get to the bottom of the problem.

The crack investigator, Boudreaux, took an unmarked
cruiser and headed for Mamou. He was gone for two
days and arrived back in Baton Rouge to report to the
director.

He reported that there were three major groups involved
in the illegal cock fighting - Texas Aggies, Cajuns and
the Mafia.

Of course, the boss wanted to know how he surmised
this, and he replied that he knew there were Texas
Aggies involved when he saw someone enter a duck
into the fight.

He knew that there were Cajuns involved when
someone bet on the duck.

He then stated that he was absolutely positive that the
Mafia was involved when the duck won!
Received on Thu Dec 7 02:00:34 2006