Ways To Drive A Woman Crazy

"Ways To Drive A Woman Crazy"

1. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.

2. Answer all her questions with a question, preferably
one on a totally different subject.

3. Superglue the commode seat in the up position.

4. Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because
she thinks that she's gaining weight, give her a
condescending smile and say that you prefer her with s
ome meat on her bones.

5. Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you
find yourself in Georgia when your original destination
was California.

6. Call her by your mother's name and then deny it.

7. Start a conversation with the dog in the middle
of one with her.

8. Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day.

9. Never give her a straight answer.

10. Take up yodelling and practice a lot.

11. Quote Tim Allen to validate your position
during arguments.

12. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for
plastic surgery.

13. Pretend you forgot how to speak English.

14. Answer every question with "Yes, dear." (Use
with caution as PMS is a valid murder defense
in many states.)
Received on Wed Dec 6 08:37:52 2006