Men Are Just Happier People

"Men Are Just Happier People"

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have
to drive to another gas station restroom
because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.

People never stare at your chest when
you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch
is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle
your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest
act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he/she
can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes-one
color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how
your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket
knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning
growing a mustache...

You can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
Received on Wed Aug 30 08:42:18 2006