Shy Miss Fenster

"Shy Miss Fenster"

The pretty coed was shocked when the
biology professor asked her, "What part
of the human anatomy enlarges to about
10 times its normal size during periods
of emotion or excitement?"

"I - I - I refuse to answer that question," the
girl stammered and blushingly turned her
face away.

Another student was asked the same
question and answered correctly, "The
pupil of the eye."

"Miss Fenster," said the professor, "your
refusal to answer the question leads me
to three conclusions. One: You didn't study
last night's assignment.
Two: You have a dirty mind
Three: Your marriage will be
a tremendous disappointment."
Received on Wed Aug 30 08:40:54 2006