Jugging Naturally

"Jugging Naturally"

A woman was having a daytime affair while her
husband was at work. One wet and lusty day
she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to
her horror, she heard her husband's' car pull
into the driveway.

"Oh my gosh - hurry! Grab your clothes and
jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps
out the window!

As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he
quickly discovered he had run right into the middle
of the town's annual marathon, so he started
running along beside the others, about 300 of
them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his
arm, he tried to blend In as best he could.

After a little while a small group of runners who
had been watching him with some curiosity,
jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels
so wonderfully free!"

Another runner moved a long side. "Do you
always run carrying your clothes with you
under your arm?"

"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly.
"That way I can get dressed right at the end
of the run and get in my car and quickly go
home."

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower
and queried, "Do you always wear a condom
when you run?"

"Oh no......... only when it's raining."
Received on Tue Aug 29 03:14:13 2006