Caddy

"Caddy"

A man and his wife were driving through country
on his way from New York to California.

Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the
next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes
later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the
high octane pump.

"What can I do for ya'll?" asks the attendant. "Fill
'er up with high test," replies the driver. While the
attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car
up and down.

"What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one
like it before."

"Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with
pride, "This, my boy is a 2007 Cadillac DeVille."

"What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant.

"Well," says the driver, "It has everything. It's
loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun
roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD/DVD
player with 400 watts per channel, 16 speaker stereo,
rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, global
cell phone, leather interior, digital instrument package,
global GPS system, and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12
engine."

"Wow," says the attendant, "That's really something!"

"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the
driver.

"That'll be $30.17," says the attendant.

The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20
and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out
a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few
golf tees.

"What are those little wooden things?" asks the
attendant.

"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the
driver.

"Wow," says the attendant, "Those Cadillac people
think of everything!"
Received on Tue Aug 29 03:12:15 2006