Blue Pill

"Blue Pill"

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some
breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs,
perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and
coffee to follow?" she asks.

He declines. "It's this V-gra... the Blue Pill," he
says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks if he would like
something. "A bowl of homemade soup,
homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"
she inquires.

He declines. "It's this Blue Pill," he says, "It's
really taken the edge off my appetite."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants
anything to eat. She'll go to the store and
buy him some food. Would he like maybe
a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a
pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that
would only take a couple of minutes?

He declines. "It's this ED medicine," he says,
"It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting
off me? I'm starving."
Received on Wed Aug 23 01:28:52 2006