Shiny New Boots

"Shiny New Boots"

A young man bought a new pair of boots of
which he was very proud. He decided to go
dancing an give them a try. After dancing with
one lady for a few minutes he said, "I bet you
I can guess the color of your panties."

"O.K." she replied, "what color do you think
they are?"

"Blue." he replied.

"How did you know that?" she asked?

"I saw the reflection in my shinny new boots."

"Here," she said. "Dance with my sister and
tell what color she has on."

After dancing a few minutes the young man
started rubbing his toes on his pant cuffs
and started to dance again.

After a few minutes he asked the lady, "What
color panties do you have on? I can't seem
to make them out."

To which she replied, "I don't have any
panties on."

With a sign of relief the young man said,
"Oh good! For a minute I thought I had
a crack in my new boots."
Received on Tue Aug 22 08:52:08 2006