Three Knots

"Three Knots"

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform
and heads for the docks once more for old
times sake. He engages a prostitute and
takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for
a guy his age, but needing some reassurance,
he asks,

"How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're
doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that
supposed to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in,
and you're knot getting your money back!"
Received on Thu Aug 17 01:21:45 2006