The Therapist

"The Therapist"

A noted sex therapist realized that people
often lie about the frequency of their
encounters, so he devised a test to tell
for certain how often someone had sex.

To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium
with people, and went down the line asking
each person to smile. Using the size of the
person's smile, the therapist was able to
guess accurately how often each person
had sex. The last man in line was grinning
from ear to ear.

"Twice a day," the therapist guessed, but was
surprised when the man said no.

"Once a day, then?" Again the answer was no.

"Twice a week?"

"No."

"Twice a month?"

"No."

When the doctor asked, "Once a year?" the
man finally said yes.

The therapist was angry that his theory hadn't
worked with this individual, and he asked the
man, "What the heck are you so happy about?"

The man answered, "Tonight's the night!"
Received on Tue Aug 15 08:41:10 2006