New Prospective

"New Prospective"

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife
one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago,
we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch
black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big
bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping
with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me
that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She
told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old
blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap
apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed....
Received on Mon Aug 14 05:29:54 2006