Why Cats Are Better Than Men

"Why Dogs are Better than Men"

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection
in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

Dogs look at your eyes.

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

Dogs understand what "no" means.

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

(Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch

and they never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent,
because they know the most important thing is that
you're together.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot
come inside.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their
stuff.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than
they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

You never wonder whether your dog is good
enough for you.

You can train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

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"Why Cats Are Better Than Men"

+ A CAT always hits the litterbox.

+ Better chance of training a CAT.

+ No matter what your CAT drags into
your house, you don't have to pretend
you like it.

+ You never have to spend time with
your CAT's mother.

+ If you ask enough times, a CAT may
actually listen to you.

+ A CAT purrs when you serve him
dinner.

+ You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a
guy to clip his toenails.

+ It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your
best friend.

+ You don't have to worry about your
CAT turn into a pig when you host a
party.

+ A CAT knows you're the key to his
happiness... a man thinks he is.

+ If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little
light petting will satisfy him.
Received on Fri Aug 11 05:25:27 2006