Little Johnny & Susie

"Little Johnny & Susie"

Little Johnny and Susie, each five years
old, decided to get married. So Little
Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for
her hand in marriage.

"Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad,
thinking this was cute.

"Well," said Little Johnny, "I figured I could
just move into Susie's room. It's plenty
big for both of us."

"And how will you live?"

"I get $5 a week allowance and Susie
gets $5 a week allowance. That should
be enough."

Getting exasperated since Little Johnny
seems to know all the answers, Susie's
dad asked, "And what if little ones come
along?"

"Well," said Little Johnny, "we've been
lucky so far."
Received on Fri Aug 11 05:23:20 2006