New Parrot

"New Parrot"

The story goes that a man bought a parrot from a red-
district. As usual, the seller wrapped the cage with
black cloth to avoid direct sunlight during traveling.

Once the man got to his home, his daughter was the
first to unwrap the cage. When the parrot saw her, it
chanted from the top of its head: "We got a new whore!
We got a new w*ore!"

The girl was of course very upset and called her mom.
And when the parrot saw the middle-aged woman, it
chanted immediately: "We got a new madam! We got
a new madam!"

Without question the woman called her husband to
discipline the bird.

But when the parrot saw the man, it chanted: "Here
comes the old client! Here comes the old client!"
Received on Fri Aug 4 08:28:46 2006