Bad Habits Never Die

"Golfing Foursome"

Four men were out golfing.

"These hills are getting steeper as the years
go by," one complained.

"These fairways seem to be getting longer
too," said one of the others.

"The sand traps seem to be bigger than
I remember them too," said the third senior.

After hearing enough from his senior buddies,
the oldest and the wisest of the four of them
at 87 years old, piped up and said, "Just be
thankful we're still on the right side of the
grass!"

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"Bad Habits Never Die"

Her husband had passed on and the new
widow was so distraught that she sought out
a spiritualist who told her that her husband
was just fine.

She added further that he was eagerly awaiting
a reunion with her.

"Is there anything he needs ?" the distraught
woman asked, between tears.

The spiritualist went into a transient state, then
replied, "He says he'd love a package of cigarettes."

"I'll send a carton immediately." the woman said
joyfully. "But did he say where I should send them?"

"No." replied the Seer somberly. "But he didn't
ask for matches."
Received on Sun Apr 30 09:43:29 2006