Fifteen Ways To Get Rid Of Stress

"Fifteen Ways To Get Rid Of Stress"

1. Fill out every credit card application and
magazine subscription you get and have
them bill you later.

2. Use your Master Card to pay your Visa
and vice-versa.

3. Pop some popcorn without putting the
lid on.

4. When someone says "have a nice day,"
tell them you have other plans.

5. Make a list of things to do that you have
already done.

6. Do your assignments in binary code.

7. Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting
room.

8. Fill-out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

9. Make up a language and ask people for
directions in it.

10. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with
ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.

11. Write a short story using alphabet soup.

12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it.
Return it the next day.

13. Read the dictionary upside down and
look for secret messages.

14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

15. Start a rumor and see if you recognize it
when it comes back to you.
Received on Sun Apr 23 01:26:30 2006