The Candles

"The Candles"

A mother took her three-year-old daughter to
church for the first time just before Easter. The
church lights were lowered, and then the choir
came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.

All was quiet until the little one started to sing
in a loud voice, "Happy Birthday to you, happy
birthday to you......

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"Paying Attention"

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't
paying attention in class. She called on him
and said,

"Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied,
"NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!"

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"Sins of Omission"

A Sunday School teacher asked her class,
"Does anyone here know what we mean
by sins of omission?"

A small girl replied: "Aren't those the sins we
should have committed, but didn't?"
Received on Fri Apr 14 23:30:54 2006