Sports Repairman

"Two Spies"

Two al Qaeda spies meet in a busy restaurant
after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The
second spy shushes him quickly and whispers:

"Don't blow our cover. You're in America
now.... Speak Spanish."

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"Sports Repairman"

Three women were sitting around and
bragging about their children. The first
one says, "You know, my son, he graduated
first in his class from Stanford. He's now a
doctor, making $250,000 a year in Chicago."

The second woman says, "You know my son,
he graduated first in his class from Harvard.
he's now a lawyer, making half a million
dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles."

The last woman says, "You know my son, he
never did too well in school. He never went
to any university but he now makes one
million dollars a year in New York working
as a sports repairman."

The other two women ask, "What is a sports
repairman?"

The woman then replies, "He fixes things...
you know, hockey games, football games,
baseball games...."
Received on Sun Apr 9 08:31:07 2006