Shhhh!

"Shhhh!"

One evening after work several guys were going
out to have a drink and they were trying to convince
a married friend that he should come, too.

"I can't," the man said, "my wife would kill me." After
15 minutes of persuasion by his friends he finally
caves in and goes. Later, looking at his watch, he
realizes that it is midnight and he still has not gone
home. He immediately rushes home trying to figure
a way out of the trouble he's in.

Upon his arrival, he walks into the bedroom and sees
his wife's legs sticking out of the covers. "I know!!!" he
thinks to himself and he crawls in between his wife's
legs under the covers and performs oral sex on her
until she is *satisfied*.

"That should do it," he thinks and he walks into the
bathroom to wash his face. He turns on the light
and THERE IS HIS WIFE... sitting on the toilet.

"What are you doing in here?!" he impatiently screams.

"SSShhhhhh! she says, "You'll wake your mother!!!!!"
Received on Tue Sep 27 06:12:53 2005