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There was a man who was 82, married to a woman
who was 80.

One day, the woman came home from shopping only
to find her husband sleeping with a 30 year old woman.
The wife picked up her husband and through him out
of the window.

When the police came, one cop asked the woman.
"Why didn't you just divorce your husband?

And the wife replied: "Well, I figured if he could do that
at his age, then he can fly, too."
Received on Tue Sep 20 09:28:55 2005