Ten Things That Irritate Sane People

"Ten Things That Irritate Sane People"

10) You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with
that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.

9) The person behind you in the supermarket
runs his cart into the back of your ankle.

8) The elevator stops on every floor and nobody
gets on.

7) There's always a car riding your tail when
you're slowing down to find an address.

6) You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.

5) It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but
you don't realize it until you walk across your living
room rug.

4) The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper
never works for you.

3) There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks
at EVERYTHING.

2) You can never put anything back in a box the
way it came.

1) Three hours and three meetings after lunch you
look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley
stuck to your front tooth.

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"Ten More Things That Irritate Sane People"

10) You drink from a soda can into which someone
has extinguished a cigarette.

9) You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

8) Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're
trying to get a reading.

7) A station comes in brilliantly when you're
standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and
spits every time you move away.

6) There are always one or two ice cubes that
won't pop out of the tray.

5) You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket
and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.

4) The car behind you blasts its horn because
you let a pedestrian finish crossing.

3) A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical
contact with your filling.

2) You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm
instead of 7am.

1) The radio station doesn't tell you who sang
that song.
Received on Mon Sep 19 02:18:20 2005