Little Johnny Falls In Love

"Little Johnny Falls In Love"

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of
her young students. Taking him aside after
class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why
has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love," the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With
whom?"

"With YOU!" he said.

"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how
silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband
of my own someday. But I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," he said reassuringly, "I'll use
a rubber!"
Received on Fri Sep 9 19:43:31 2005