Little Johnny's School Days

"Little Johnny's School Days"

A young female teacher was giving an assignment
to her sixth grade class one day. It was a large
assignment so she started writing high up on the
chalkboard. Suddenly, there was a giggle from
one of the boys in the class.

She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny,
Patrick?"

"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."

"Get out of my classroom," she yelled, "I don't want
to see you for three days."

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing
she had forgotten to title the assignment, she
reached to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly
there is an even louder giggle from another male
student. She quickly turns and asked, "What's so
funny Billy?"

"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."

Again she yelled, "Get out of my classroom! This
time the punishment is more severe. I don't want
to see you for three weeks."

Embarrassed and frustrated, she dropped the eraser
when she turned around again. So she bends over
to pick it up. This time there was an enormous burst
of laughter from another male student. She quickly
turned to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

"Where do you think you are going, Little Johnny?"
she asks.

"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days
are over!"
Received on Fri Sep 9 19:41:59 2005