Little Johnny's Dad

"Little Johnny's Dad"

A grade school teacher was asking students what
their parents did for a living.

Timmy stood up and said,
"My mom is a Doctor!"

Sarah stood up and said,
"My father is a Professor!"

Little Johnny stood up and said,
"My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!"

The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard,
so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father
that evening.

When she told him what Little Johnny had said,
he told her, "Actually,.... I'm an attorney, but how
I'm I supposed to explain that to a seven year old???"
Received on Fri Sep 9 19:40:36 2005