Having Your Way

"Having Your Way"

A woman was walking down the street when she
was approached by a man. The man said, "I must
have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the
ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you
to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait
a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone
and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the $500 on the
ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before
he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me
what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady had still not called
back so her friend called her, "What happened?"
the girlfriend asked.

The lady said, "That S.O.B. had $500 in quarters!"
Received on Fri Sep 9 19:31:31 2005