Dog Quotes III & IV

"Dog Quotes III"

"The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person." -- Andrew A. Rooney

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him
prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the
principal difference between a dog and a man."
-- Mark Twain

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually
unnoticed by a Great Dane."
-- Smiley Blanton

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing
look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that
basically dogs think humans are nuts."
-- John Steinbeck

"I used to be scared of dogs. Then I realized that dogs are
just as scared of me as I am of them; they just show it
differently. They show it by barking and snapping at me,
and I show it by soiling myself."
-- Dakota Shepard

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the
hydrant."
-- Anonymous

"In dog years, I'm dead."
-- Anonymous

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go
with you in the car, in case the need should arise
for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
-- Dave Barry

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees
us peeing in his water bowl."
-- Penny Ward Moser

"The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage."
-- Danish Proverb

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very
few persons."
-- James Thurber

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender,
your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader.
He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last
beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy
of such devotion."
-- Anonymous

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"Dog Quotes IV"

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your face."
-- Ben Williams

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a
problem."
-- Edward Abbey

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your
conversation as the dog does."
-- Christopher Morley

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
than he loves himself."
-- Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person."
-- Andrew A. Rooney

"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would
stay out and your dog would go in."
-- Mark Twain

"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are
not the better for it."
-- Abraham Lincoln

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him
prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal
difference between a dog and a man."
-- Mark Twain

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually
unnoticed by a Great Dane."
-- Smiley Blanton

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing
look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that
basically dogs think humans are nuts."
-- John Steinbeck

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or
have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our
carpets or ruin our lives."
-- Rita Rudner

"Man is a dog's idea of what G~d should be."
-- Holbrook Jackson

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it
won't buy the wag of his tail."
-- Anonymous
Received on Fri Sep 9 19:30:48 2005