Once Is All It Takes

"Once Is All It Takes"

A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver
her baby. As it made its appearance it was dark
and had an afro.

The doctor said, "Ma'am, have you ever slept with
a black man?"

She said, "Well, yes, but only once."

"Once is all it takes," he replied.

Then the torso appeared and it was yellow. "Ma'am,
have you ever slept with an Asian man?" the doctor
asked. "

Well, yes" she said, "but only once."

"Once is all it takes," he said.

When the legs appeared they were red. The doctor
asked her if she had ever slept with an Indian and
she said, "only once" and he replied that that was
all it took. Then the doctor held it upside down and
slapped its bottom to make it cry.

"Oh, thank heaven," she exclaimed, "At least it
doesn't bark!"
Received on Fri Sep 9 19:12:51 2005