"Some Men Are Dogs In The Bedroom"
Jerry was hired to play his trumpet on the score of
a movie, and he was excited. He was especially
thrilled because he got to take two long solos. After
the sessions, which went great, Jerry couldn't wait
to see the finished product. He asked the producer
where and when he could catch the film.
A little embarrassed, the producer explained that the
music was for a porno flick that would be out in a
month, and he told Jerry where he could go to see it.
A month later, Jerry, with his collar up and wearing
glasses, went to the theatre where the picture was
playing. He walked in and sat way in the back, next to
an elderly couple who also seemed to be disguised
and hiding. The movie started, and it was the filthiest,
most perverse porno flick ever...group sex, S&M,
golden showers...and then, halfway through, a dog
got in on the action.
Before anyone could blink an eye, the dog has had
sex with all the women, in every orifice; and most of
the men. Embarrassed, Jerry turned to the old couple
and whispered, "I'm only here for the music."
The woman turned to Jerry and whispered back,
"That's okay, we're just here to see our dog."
Received on Fri Sep 9 19:12:15 2005
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