Fishy Story

"Household Appliance"

The family had finally gotten their first dishwasher.
The father liked to inspect every new thing that cam
into the house, so he stayed in the kitchen and
watched the display count down all forty-four minutes
of the dishwashing cycle.

Suddenly he called out for his wife, shouting,
"It's useless, the dishwasher is useless!"

The wife was amazed that the newest appliance could
be broken after only one use, but he insisted that
because they had a water softener, the dishwasher
was useless.

She decided to look for herself, and there it was, on
the inside door, next to the detergent dispenser:

USE LESS WITH SOFT WATER

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"Fishy Story"

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern
Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving
a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden
asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch
those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These
are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake
and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and
they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment,
and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.

The man poured the fish in to the water and stood
and waited. After several minutes, the game warden
turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man asked.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game
warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?" the man asked.
Received on Fri Oct 21 06:23:27 2005