Color Me Orange

"Color Me Orange"

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got
to help me. My penis is orange."

The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop
his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's
organ isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very
strange. Sometimes things like this are caused
by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the
doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?"

The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks
ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause
of the stress. The guy responds, "No. The boss was
a real a*shole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime
every week and I had no say in anything that was
happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago
where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double
what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."

So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the
guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I
got divorced about eight months ago."

The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for
all of the guys stress.

But the guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was
nag, nag, nag. Damn, am I glad to be rid of that old b*tch!"

So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"

The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I just sit at
home, watch some p*rno flicks and munch on Cheetos!!!"
Received on Thu Oct 20 06:33:53 2005