Permanent

"Permanent"

There once was a man with a permanent erection.
Try as he might, he couldn't get it to go down.
Finally he went to his local pharmacy, where he
encountered a female pharmacist. "I'd like to
speak to a male pharmacist," he said.

The woman replied, "I'm a professional. I run this
pharmacy with my sister, who is also a professional.
Anything you can tell a man, you can tell us."

"Ok," he said. "I have a permanent erection.
What can you give me for it?"

"Hmmm," she replied. "I'll go into the back and
confer with my sister."

After a minute, she returned to the counter and
said, "We'll give you $25,000 and half the business."
Received on Tue Oct 11 06:00:49 2005